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ted Season 2 · Episode 5

The Sword in the Stoned

5th March 2026 33 mins Season 2 Episode 5

John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

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Seth MacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Max Burkholder
Max Burkholder
John Bennett
Alanna Ubach
Alanna Ubach
Susan Bennett
Scott Grimes
Scott Grimes
Matty Bennett
Giorgia Whigham
Giorgia Whigham
Blaire Bennett