Season 1

Episode 1

That pedo is stealing my children

Kees Flodder attempts to obtain the password to her crypto wallet through his daughter, Kees Jr. At the same time, neighbor JP witnesses the chaos at Donnie’s daycare, where children are playing irresponsibly with dangerous objects such as chainsaws and crossbows. This situation illustrates not only a serious lack of supervision but also an alarming risk to the safety and well-being of the children involved. In both cases, these are issues that require immediate attention and responsible intervention.

At the bottom, with the open-crotch panties

To celebrate her birthday, Kees Flodder Jr. wishes to organize a reunion concert for her mother's band, but the band members are currently in detention and need to be released. Meanwhile, Donnie tackles the clogged drain of Charlotte a little too aggressively, resulting in an alarming message on the neighborhood app that causes unrest in the district.

It is big and square; that can only be one thing.

Kees Flodder Jr. suspects that Uncle Henk is her biological father. Meanwhile, JP and Menno are holding Grandma Flodder hostage for ransom, while Donnie, Paultje, and Priscilla dig up deceased pets in Eyckendael in their search for valuable golden collars. The situation escalates rapidly, with family ties, motives, and greed creating a complex and dangerous dynamic that completely turns daily life in Eyckendael upside down.

Sticking a rusty bread knife in my eye, that seems like fun to me.

That seed is the only thing left.